I was at a friend's house for dinner last night and the topic came up: which famous celebrity would you leave your partner for, and which famous person would they leave you for. For me: Jon Stewart. He's funny, intelligent, and has great hair. Brad Pitt might be a close second, I likey the bod and I likey the scruff that cleans up nicely. I guessed that L's picks would be one of the two women he's talked about in the past, Angelina Jolie (pre-skinny baby machine), or Selma Hyack. Two standard, gorgeous women I would probably also leave him for if they offered to take me away.
This morning, I asked him:
Me - "L, if there was one celebrity who, should they show up at our door and say 'come away with me', you would - who would it be?"
L - "Lemmy from Motorhead. I'd join his rock band and toured until I died atop a pile of 18 year old groupies."
Not what I expected, but that response is full of a whole lot of awesome.
You were on the right track about the mustache, but off by a little bit. In fact, Lemmy's superpowers emanate from the so-called "Lemmy Bumps," those crazy wart-things on his left cheek. Scientists are stilling trying to determine how to harness their amazing rock powers to create a perpetual motion machine.
ReplyDeleteAww... it must feel so nice to be married to someone who would only leave you for Lemmy.
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