L and I are going skiing this weekend with a bunch of other University grad students. We're going to party like its 1989 and cram 17 or 18 people into a house that had 3 bedrooms. It'll be like a slumber party, but with air mattresses and without my Rainbow Bright sleeping bag. In another, less nerdy, world it also sounds like a great idea for a soft-core porno: 14 or so young, brilliant, beautiful graduate students take 3 freshman on a long ski weekend... they'll be taking these kids off of the bunny slopes and down the double-blacks!
I'm hoping that two days of doing something physical will not only give me something other than my QEs and work to complain about, but perhaps get me out of the funk I've been in.
I have never, ever, understood the point of softcore porn, ski-related or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteIt's an hommage to my early teen years. It was all the boobies you could find before the internet. It is (was) porn light that middle schoolers could stay up late and watch during the Showtime 4 day preview that happened every 6 months or so. One of the few opportunities, other than the Italian version of Romeo and Juliet or Monty Python, where you could easily find boobs. Come on, how can you not like bikini car wash?
ReplyDeleteand on this topic, I had the opportunity to take a gander at Showtimes' current' offerings, and it's a whole lot more like real porn w/o the closeups. Fake blow jobs are really funny when all you see is the back of a bobbing head.
Having sex with skis on could get very complicated very quickly. Sounds like an ankle sprain --- or worse --- waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I hope you have a great weekend skiing and doing other um ski-related activities. :-)
Yikes. I hope you know who from last year doesn't spoil the fun.
ReplyDeleteHave fun this weekend! And I forgot to say last time in my comment felicitations!!! =D