Your astute minds have been completely turned into stinking mushrooms.

Quoth Martin Luther, From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 184 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

My I present a fun and educational time waster: the Luther Insult Generator.

It's a quick and dirty generator that pulls some of the greatest insults penned by Mr. Constipated himself.

A few of the other gems:

You are worthy only to be mocked by the words of error.

From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 175 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

You are full of poisonous refuse and insane foolishness.

From Against Latomus, pg. 140 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32

Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them.

From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 87 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

You conduct yourself like one drunk or asleep, belching out between your snores, "Yes, No."

From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 113 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33


Take a break and see what Luther has to say to you!